May 29, 2012

Yes.

Yes.

This is what my mom rented… (Taken with instagram)

This is what my mom rented… (Taken with instagram)

May 28, 2012

If you look at his shorts it looks like his penis is coming out the bottom, but it is just a foot. 
No one else agrees? Okay….

If you look at his shorts it looks like his penis is coming out the bottom, but it is just a foot.
No one else agrees? Okay….

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I just had this thought about if my girlfriend and I ever live together.

The bedroom will have a plethora of sex toys and lube (her) The bathroom will have a plethora of bath,hair,body,and soapy products (me) Then the kitchen will have everything…(us)

And everything will be colorful.

There will also be a crafty space because she is a crafty slut and I am an artsy whore.

IT WILL BE BEAUTIFUL.

I feel like I just incorporated her into my life imaging….sorry honey….kinda sorta not really.

Felt nice to blog out my feels knowing it cannot be seen.

My Weekend.

I had a pretty awesome weekend. Ate sushi. Met a person. Worked on the scrapbook. Slept. Woke up. Ate pizza bites. Went to the mall. Took pictures. Went to burger king. Came home. Slept. Woke up. Ate pizza bites. Went to a sex shop. Went to the mall. Met a person. Ate burger king. Came home. Slept. Woke up. Ate pizza bites. Ate burger king. Went home.

Alll of these activities were done with my girlfriend. Minecraft was somewhere in there. Home was actually her house until the last one. The people I met were her friends. It was pretty good weekend….that lasted 4 days…

Home.

Once I finish eating and procrastinating I will spill out my entire life over the past few days to you.

aaajmachine:

@ajayxd Look who I found… (Taken with instagram)

One of the worst existing pictures of me on the internet. :-)

aaajmachine:

@ajayxd Look who I found… (Taken with instagram)

One of the worst existing pictures of me on the internet. :-)

May 25, 2012

Girlfriend, you do this, I will have so much rage it will be unfixable.

Girlfriend, you do this, I will have so much rage it will be unfixable.

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queernessandfeminism:

antisocialblogger:

Gradient Tights

Reblogging because I still need to have these.

Want.

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